<html><body style="word-wrap: break-word; -webkit-nbsp-mode: space; -webkit-line-break: after-white-space; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 16px; "><div>I'm sure this must be old, sorry for cluttering your inbox if you've already seen it. It was new to me. Enjoy your Father's Day!</div><div>CuZinBruce</div><div><br></div><div><br></div>COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT<br><br>ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?<br><br>COSTELLO : Thanks. I'm! setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.<br><br>ABBOTT : Mac?<br><br>COSTELLO : No, the name's Lou .<br><br>ABBOTT : Your computer?<br><br>COSTELLO : I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.<br><br>ABBOTT : Mac?<br><br>COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou .<br><br>ABBOTT : What about Windows?<br><br>COSTELLO : Why? Will it get stuffy in here?<br><br>ABBOTT : Do you want a computer with Windows?<br><br>COSTELLO : I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?<br><br>ABBOTT : Wallpaper.<br><br>COSTELLO : Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.<br><br>ABBOTT : Software for Windows?<br><br>COSTELLO : No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?<br><br>ABBOTT : Office.<br><br>COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?<br><br>ABBOTT : I just did.<br><br>COSTELLO : You just did what?<br><br>ABBOTT : Recommend something.<br><br>COSTELLO : You recommended something?<br><br>ABBOTT : Yes.<br><br>COSTELLO : For my office?<br><br>ABBOTT : Yes.<br><br>COSTELLO : OK, what did you recommend for my office?<br><br>ABBOTT : Office.<br><br>COSTELLO : Yes, for my office!<br><br>ABBOTT : I recommend Office with Windows.<br><br>COSTELLO : I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?<br><br>ABBOTT : Word.<br><br>COSTELLO : What word?<br><br>ABBOTT : Word in Office.<br><br>COSTELLO : The only word in office is office.<br><br>ABBOTT : The Word in Office for Windows.<br><br>COSTELLO : Which word in office for windows?<br><br>ABBOTT : The Word you get when you click the blue 'W'.<br><br>COSTELLO : I'm going to click your blue 'w' if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?<br><br>ABBOTT: Money.<br><br>COSTELLO : That's right. What do you have?<br><br>ABBOTT : Money.<br><br>COSTELLO : I need money to track my money?<br><br>ABBOTT : It comes bundled with your computer.<br><br>COSTELLO : What's bundled with my computer?<br><br>ABBOTT : Money.<br><br>COSTELLO : Money comes with my computer?<br><br>ABBOTT : Yes. No extra charge.<br><br>COSTELLO : I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?<br><br>ABBOTT : One copy.<br><br>COSTELLO : Isn't it illegal to copy money?<br><br>ABBOTT : Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.<br><br>COSTELLO : They can give you a license to copy money?<br><br>ABBOTT : Why not? THEY OWN IT!<br><br>(A few days later)<br><br>ABBOTT : Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?<br><br>COSTELLO : How do I turn my computer off?<br><br>ABBOTT : Click on 'START'..............</span></body></html>